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Name: Single_Androgynous_Female
Birthday: 11/11/1985
Gender: Female


Interests: Plastic surgery, thick glasses, hooded sweaters......
Expertise: Crying
Occupation: Nothing


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Member Since: 11/1/2009

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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

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Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)
By Taro Gomi
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What is something that always makes you smile?

Oh, gurl. Snaps fingers, when I'yaz gets what I want. WhAT ELSE MAKES PEEPS HAPPY? 

Wanna' see my buttcrack?

   

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I Am...Sasha Fierce
By Beyonce
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What is the most reckless thing you have ever done?

Mexican food+soda=bad gas.

   

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

What was the most random gift you got this holiday season?

OH MY GOD! I got a ipod nano, the one that plays vidoo cam

 



   

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Friday, December 11, 2009

I just Want to Use Your Love Tonight

For the past seven years, I have grown to hate a certain 'permanent resident," you see that's an oxymoron because most of them are illegal. And if there wasn't anymore irony, I have been sleeping with an illegal for money for the past two years. I have new clothes, been to concerts, and have things I wouldn't before I started to become a one man prostitute. Don't worry, has has to wear a condom. I am repulsed by this man; he's not attractive; has foul breath, and can't speak English. Not to forget, he is very touchy feely. He wants to be near me; affection. He doesn't understand the f*ck buddy system and I can't explain because of his limited English. I spread my legs once a week and he pays me for it. Nothing else. But he wants more and it isn't shocking because he is an older male. An immigrant, he is unaware of right social etiquette. He is rude, loud, nosy, and obnoxious. I am often embarrassed by him. I am a loner and don't have access to places I 'd like to be but i do with him. He likes me. That may be an understatement. I don't know what it is that attracts these lonely, miserable older men to me. Horny, don't forget that. But I get a pretty penny for my company and sometimes my body. It's not the first time I have used my p*ssy to get things. A few months ago, I got a new wardrobe. I got to see one of my favorite artist. Being a whore is so easy, I just don't like kissing or choking on any one's man meat but from what I experienced, some men aren't big enough to choke. If I didn't look like a dude then I could get a regular job without fear of being teased in front of my co workers. So.....this is God's fault. It's his great plan for me. I'll never get my life back. I'll never get money for plastic surgery to fix my deformity so how else will I get to enjoy life? I really have nothing going for me. I have hit a depression.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

What would you do in the last few moments of your life, if the predicted 2012 apocalypse came true?


I would be stressed out with anxiety of trying to do everything I longed to do but never got around to do. I think I may also not worry one bit about how I look. People's mouth movement and looks would even mind cuz me would not care
   

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